Posts tagged: middle lane morons

An ode to the left lane

My new job is so local that I can almost see the office from my bedroom window. Commuting to work will consist of a 5 minute walk (and 10 minutes to recuperate ;)), instead of driving 65 miles each morning (and evening of course). One thing I will definitely not miss… the middle lane morons.

Middle lane f*cking morons

They really make my blood boil, and make me wish I’d drove a big old uninsured Ford F150 with whopping big bull bars, just so I can shove them out of the way with force. Why is it so damn hard to move back into the left lane when you’ve overtaken the car in front of you?

Left lane, I salute you!